Get Involved
-
Get Connected
Author Archives: Zach
Thrice-Married Adulterer calls Obama "anti-Religious"
I’m in class and ought to take notes, but sometimes there is something so patently ridiculous that I can’t help but share it. Gingrich on CNN.
Seriously how does he say something like this and not realize what a hypocritical moron (word of the day!) he sounds like?

Posted in Blog, Uncategorized
3 Comments
Toolbag: First in a Many-Part Series
![]()
This is the first in a series of a blog posts explaining why all of the republican candidates running for governor in 2010 are toolbags. Not even in the sense that all Republicans are toolbags, but each in their own unique tool-bag-tastic way. Today Peter Hoekstra. Why? It’s easy. He’s crazy. Like completely-and-utterly-off-the-deep-end-Dutch-style-insane.
Important facts to know about Rep. Hoekstra:
First of all, he’s not actually in Congress. I know this because when he was elected in 1992 he pledged not to serve more than six terms.
He wants to apply the fourteenth amendment to fetuses but not to gays
He enjoys revealing confidential information via Twitter.
He opposes heath care for needy kids because it might accidentally help a brown person
He was given a 100% rating by the extremist (un)Christian Coaltion
Posted in Blog, Elections
Tagged crazy, governor 2010, gubernatorial race, Hoekstra, pete hoekstra, toolbags
2 Comments
Quote of the Day: GILF Fight

Sarah Palin “really set back the cause of hot governors”
The governor also poked fun at Pennsylvania governor Ed Rendell who was embroiled in his own awkward-governor-joke scandal when he claimed unmarried Arizona governor had plenty of time to devote to her new job as Homeland Security Secretary because she has “no life.”
Governor Granholm was asked whether she would apologize by the Detroit News. That’s the important hard hitting questions that are the reason the News is so successful. Wait what did you say?
Posted in Blog, Jennifer Granholm, Quote of the Day, Sarah Palin, Scandals
Tagged catfight, gilf, governors, gridiron dinner, hot, hotness, jennifer graholm, jokes, Sarah Palin
2 Comments
Daily Daily
These views are those of the author alone and in no way represent the beliefs of the UMCD, MFCD, MDP, DNC, Sam Marvin, Sam Marvin’s Communist overlords, or Barbara Gao
1. Â Basically we are great at basketball. Â That was pretty much the only story in the Daily today — as well it should have been. Â 4 or 5 on Saturday we will beat Oklahoma. Â All of you girls will watch it. Â Otherwise I’ll get drunk and punch you in the face. (more…)
Things I Found on the Interwebs
Two very interesting and totally unrelated articles that I found whilst browsing for totally unrelated things and watching Memphis struggle inexplicably with Cal-State-WhoCaresVille.
Posted in Big Three, Blog, The Media
Tagged Big Three, Blogs, Cars, ford, gm, journalism, new york times
Leave a comment
"In a Free Society You Need a Reason to Make Something Illegal"

So I have to admit that I feel a huge stoner for writing this, but it’s an important matter of public policy in a country that leads the world in incarceration. Over 20% of our prisoners are costing us $35k a year for victimless drug crimes, and an untold number are serving time for crimes — property or violent — tangentially related drugs whether raising money to buy drugs or fighting over turf on which to sell drugs. After a century of failure its time (puff, cough, puff) to rethink the almost-world-wide prohibition of drugs. I’ve long felt that drug prohibition – and I’m not talking only about the pot that flows as freely through my East Quad home as bonus money at a failed bank, but also heroin, crack, meth and all sorts of things a little white priss like me has never seen outside of poorly done newspaper illustrations – was a failure and ought to be ended. I’ve also long not dared to speak it, lest I be lumped in with the sorts of long-haired, unwashed Ron Paul groupies that I want so desperatly for Ann Arbor liberals like myself not to be. But an article from The Economist, a bastion of the respectable center-right consensus, has given me the proverbial kick-in-the-ass I needed to come out of the closet in favor of legalization. (more…)
Daily Daily
The opinions expressed herein do not represent the views of the DNC, MDP, UMCD, or our new overlords Tom Duvall and Chairman Mao

1. Basketball dominated Iowa to ensure a place in the NCAA tournament. Iowa’s season is over. Apparently, ethanol and agribusiness are the only losers that get subsidized in Iowa.
(more…)
Posted in Blog, Daily Daily, Michigan Daily, U of M
Tagged Daily Daily, flapjacks, michigan basketball, Michigan Daily
1 Comment


