Category Archives: The Daily Show
These views are representative of Jessica Longoria and in no way reflect the views of College Democrats or any other organization:
+The University regents decided to hold an emergency meeting in light of a bill introduced by Republican Randy Richardville’s which would prevent GSRA’s from unionizing. The Regents are expected to vote against the rights of the GSRA’s, despite having granted them collective bargaining rights in May. And I thought Mitt Romney was a flip-flopper.
+41,600 people applied to U of M for this admission cycle, up from 38,700 last year. In completely unrelated news, a housing shortage is leaving hundreds of students unsure of what they will do for shelter.
+The Daily should not be allowed to use the word “frisky” under any circumstances.
+Mitt Romney is horrible. Well I guess that’s not really news. But it will be news if he manages to pull out a victory in the Michigan primary. He has suffered three consecutive losses to Lick Santorum
+Not in the Daily: A summary of the dumb things Rick Santorum has said in the past 48 hours:
- Santorum stated that Democrats are “anti-science”. This coming from the man that described hydrofracking as “all these chemicals and all this stuff…”
- Claimed that he comes from the coal fields, despite having never worked in the coal fields
- Argued that health insurance companies should not be required to cover prenatal tests like amniocentesis, which is used to determine the likelihood of Down syndrome. Where do Democrats get off wanting health care companies to be required to cover things related to health care? That’s not their job…oh wait. Yeah it is.
Happy Tuesday! Spring Break T-3 days
Jon Stewart interviewing Lou Dobbs. Awesome ensues.
“President Obama has all his causal relationships already established, we just ‘report the facts,’” – Lou Dobbs
“Oh, now when did that start?” -Jon Stewart
Colbert’s Super PAC American’s for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow has raised $1.02 million. Upon disclosing the amount of money earned, Colbert was quoted as saying “How you like me now, FEC?” in a letter written to the commission. To celebrate this monumental achievement, let’s have a countdown of Colbert’s top 5 moments.