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Newt Gingrich cares about the poor . . . and trampolines


 

“I think we want to replace the safety net with a trampoline. Policies that help the poor become middle class, help people get out of poverty.”

-Newt Gingrich

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Colbert’s Super PAC Raises $1 Million

Colbert’s Super PAC American’s for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow has raised $1.02 million. Upon disclosing the amount of money earned, Colbert was quoted as saying “How you like me now, FEC?” in a letter written to the commission. To celebrate this monumental achievement, let’s have a countdown of Colbert’s top 5 moments.

5. Colbert’s Interview with Aaron Schock, the only Republican who is even mildly attractive.

4. Stephen Colbert on O’Reilly, no not literally…

3. There’s a storm gathering, a giant gay storm.

2. Colbert Does it Live

1. Colbert at the Emmy’s

ENJOY! :)

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Electoral Viability

Given that I’m now David N. Plouffe (see nickname), let’s talk electoral college:

At a peripheral level, Obama won by big numbers in ’08, he’ll win again, but not as much.  Deep dive, however, underscores the specificity of such numbers – what does a 51/48 lead over McCain win in ’08 mean for the primary tomorrow? For the general this lap around? It’s an interesting concept, given that the numbers of folks between 31 and 45 have gone up by about 6% since the first lap around (’08), numbers over 60 have gone down by over 10% (!), a huge upset for Florida, especially the GOP, and that numbers between 18 and 35 have skyrocketed (numbers not avail, but it’s over 10%.)  In broad strokes, that’s a resounding victory for Obama, but I welcome the debate that that is NOT locked in – there are more College Republicans active in Florida than 80% of the rest of the chapters of CR.  This isn’t Michigan; more than four people actually show up to those events, and enthusiasm is only growing, though I’ll chalk that up to their being a fairly important primary there tomorrow.

 

–B. Shaw

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Keystone Pipeline Update

John Boehner continues to lobby for the Keystone XL Pipeline and now claims that he plans on attaching the issue to the jobs bill expected to be introduced next week. Boehner claims that the pipeline will create “over 100,000 indirect jobs”. Other estimates from credible sources, such as Robert Jones, the VP for TransCanada, indicate that this figure is wildly exaggerated. Jones claims that the pipeline would only create 20,000 temporary jobs and likely only a few hundred permanent jobs. Perhaps John Boehner should do a little fact-checking before he opens that hole in his unusually tan face.

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An Ethical Challenge for Rick Snyder

Time to test the whole reinvention thing…

Today the US Census bureau announced the happy news that Michigan suffered a .06% drop in population over the past decade and will, therefore, lose a Congressional seat. We can thank a poor economy, old people, old-people-in-Florida, and young-affluent-couples-not-having-children for causing Michigan to be the ONLY state to have a population decrease in a country that saw a 9.7% national increase since 2000.

Bloggers and political nerds will now respond with craftily drawn maps slicing and dicing Michigan into odd shapes that either greatly benefit the GOP or the Democratic Party, either way the only map that matters is the one the Republican DOMINATED Michigan House and Senate send to Governor-elect Rick Snyder’s desk.

Rick Snyder, a man who ran on both reinvention of the economy and government, must now decide how much a champion of reform he wishes to be. Both California and Florida have are examples of reinvention and innovation in reform efforts that demand districts be drawn without consideration of incumbency or party, and are contiguous and intact. Additionally, Snyder ran as “not a politician,” while partisan redistricting is one of the most political undertakings our country undergoes.

The question remains, will Governor-elect Snyder bend to the pressure of his party and sign a highly partisan redistricting plan that would easily pave the way for future Republican victories, or will he demand a bold plan based on a  set of ethical principles that reinvent redistricting in reMichigan.

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Has Obama Lost Hope? No, Not At All

Obama: handing out tax cuts or possibly back massages.

I have spent over ten hours (in a horrible 2 hour commute every day) this week listening to NPR be entirely transfixed by the emerging deal made by President Obama, his beleaguered Democratic forces, and the empowered, minority Republican Party over the future of “The Bush Tax Cuts.” When the deal was announced earlier this week Republicans cheered while Democrats cried out with a million voices in pain.

HuffPo plashed apocryphal headlines across its page, FireDogLake breathed fire, and Bernie Sanders started threatening a filibuster. All the while the Democratic Party opinion leaders missed something important -  most Democrats (especially those that supported the President) support the Tax Deal. It seems we are once again ceding fact to the hot heads at the edge of both the Republican and Democratic Parties.

In the end this deal is a good deal. (Read Here For Details) The hyperbole surrounding its conception and its contents are over blown and I want to explain why.

The Deal

The deal is actually really good from a Democratic perspective. Both Jonathan Cohn and the NYT point out that this deal is LOADED with economy stimulating tax policies, unemployment insurance extensions, and other goodies. These economic stimulants will affect 156 million Americans and create/save 2.2 million jobs (thank you CAP)  Go figure we spent all last week salivating for a deficit reduction plan and this week the Republican Party approved $450 billion dollars in additional spending. Only in America.

When deciding between the deal where everyone loses and I get a whole bunch of stuff (All I Want For Christmas Is Earned Income Tax Credits)… I usually pick the latter.

Yes, the high-end income tax cut extension and estate tax giveaways are ugly. Democrats should not like them and should be angry they exist. Get over it. On balance this deal affects more middle-to-low income Americans thank high-income Americans is a good deal for the economy.

This is also a deal that punts this issue to 2012. Usually I am all “PLEASE GOD DON’T” when Democrats punt issues down the line, but I trust the full force of the Obama Campaign to eradicate these tax cuts during an election season when the economy is on the mend and Democrats are not JUST coming off of a nasty midterm slaughter at the polls.

The Politics

The NYT reported that this deal was forged between VP Joe Biden and Mitch McConnell in some tax deal bunker in the Capitol (Biden’s office). Liberals are angry that they were excluded from the table and did not have a say.

Yup, that is the whaaaaaaaaaaaambulance you hear.

In an era where the Republicans have just enough power to cause serious headaches this deal was completely necessary. It paves the way for lame duck legislating of DADT and the Dream Act, which would not have seen the light of day in the Senate without a Tax Cut Deal. Additionally, the tax cuts were not made permanent, which means there is still time to get their messaging right, which it hasn’t been for the last several months, and win this battle in 2012.

Importantly, this deal clarified for all involved (Democratic Party, Republican Party, the Media, bloggers, Sarah Palin, that caribou she shot) that the only thing the Republican Party really cares about are the rich. According to their spin they “won” because they got two policy priorities, the high-end tax cuts and estate-tax deal, that really only help people who own and have an intimate knowledge of monocles and/or top hats (not a reference to Mr. Peanut).

The End

I have argued this before. Obama has always been and always will be a pragmatist. He ran on “hope” because we really needed it after eight years of Bush-grown, country-sized rot. Yet, nothing about his rather progressive (please… try to argue with that) agenda has said he is an idealist. He will compromise to get the win that creates the most good. In this tax deal his win brings good to millions of Americans, opens the door for Don’t Ask Don’t Tell repeal, provides time for the passage of the START treaty, and hopefully see the DREAM ACT passed.

All in all… I would say that is a pretty good deal.

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Quote of the Day | Texas State Rep. Betty Brown

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Republican Texas State Representative Betty Brown during a committee hearing on a voter-identification bill, a representative from the Organization of Chinese Americans:

Can’t you see that this [having an Americanized name] is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers. If you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?

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Breaking News: Cantor loves B. Spears

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BREAKING NEWS–

It appears that House Minority Whip Eric Cantor loves Brittney Spears, and forewent watching President Obama’s press conference last night for the Spears’ concert at the Verizon Center.

According to his office:

After attending the NRCC dinner, Eric, like President Obama has been known to do, enjoyed a night at the Verizon center. It was a bipartisan night, as Eric was joined by Senator Landrieu and other Democrats.

Of course, they later retracted the whole Landrieu part, so really… Cantor was alone, shaking his Republican booty to “Womanizer.” And alone in thinking that seeing Britney Spears live is more important than listening to how our President wants to fix the economy. But whatever. Apparently, the concert was awesome!

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Quote of the Day | FAIL

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Many of you have asked that I reprise my State of the Union response speech. That was a joke by the way. It’s OK to laugh about it.I have just learned that because of President Obama’s opposition to torture, it is now illegal to show my speech to prisoners at Gitmo.

~Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal speaking at a Republican fundraiser last night in D.C.

Bonus Quote on whether its ok to want the President to fail:

My answer to the question is very simple: ‘Do you want the president to fail?’ It depends on what he is trying to do.

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