From The Onion: Ron Paul has exactly zero chance of becoming president. Deal with it.
From Mediaite: Chuck Grassley’s Twitter account was hacked, in the only act by Anonymous I will ever agree with.
From Daily Intel: Newt Gingrich is Frankenstein’s monster and Citizen’s United is Dr. Frankenstein. (That’s Frahnk-en-steen)
From The Fix: A list of important Floridian tweeters.
From First Read: Newt Gingrich, space cadet.
From First Read: WE GET IT: Republicans love space. Now focus on the problems of our planet and our country.
From The Atlantic Wire: Is Rachel Maddow even a real person?
From Daily Intel: Ice-T on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: “She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t cry.”