Every incoming freshman goes into summer orientation thinking it will be a great chance to meet new people (DO NOT EVER MAKE ME PARTAKE IN ANOTHER ICEBREAKER), find out more about Michigan (We get it, DO NOT step on the ‘M’), and register for classes. However, this one orientation “leader” (I use this term lightly because she is so much more than just a “leader”….just look at the attention this young woman demands. Frightening. Please, Mom, don’t make me go to Michigan. The girls there are too scary!!!) took this experience to another level. I need not say more; a picture says a thousand words, right? This poster encourages people to apply for the position of orientation leader. Michigan has to do this because orientation leader’s have the worst summer jobs ever. No more….enjoy.
Oh no! I have wonkey eyes and dinosaur hands!!!
But seriously, Mark Chou bless your thieving heart. Mad props for stealing this off of a bus.
…kiss ass… Seriously though that has to be the most frightening orientation leader ever! Mwahahahhahahahaha
I saw another one of those on the bus today. I was going to try to steal it, but by the time I saw it I was already at my stop. So sorry…
Also, I love how this is categorized in the “torture” section. haha great
Haha! Dana, they blurred your name out on your nametag.
hahahahaha
i saw my orientation at a party last night completely smashed. i spoke to him about it lol.
cute
The world has indeed come to an end…