Every incoming freshman goes into summer orientation thinking it will be a great chance to meet new people (DO NOT EVER MAKE ME PARTAKE IN ANOTHER ICEBREAKER), find out more about Michigan (We get it, DO NOT step on the ‘M’), and register for classes. However, this one orientation “leader” (I use this term lightly because she is so much more than just a “leader”….just look at the attention this young woman demands. Frightening. Please, Mom, don’t make me go to Michigan. The girls there are too scary!!!) took this experience to another level. I need not say more; a picture says a thousand words, right? This poster encourages people to apply for the position of orientation leader. Michigan has to do this because orientation leader’s have the worst summer jobs ever. No more….enjoy.