While the world may be ending in 2012, the end of the United States is coming even sooner according to Russian professor Igor Panarin. The U.S. will break apart by June or July of 2010. We have apparantely already started the decline with the financial crisis. The dean of Russia’s Foreign Ministry Academy for future diplomats says that there is about a 50% chance that the U.S. will enter a civil war and eventually break up into 6 different pieces do to our moral decay and poor financial situation. Time to learn your new national anthem….O Canada!
*tear* my little roomie is all grown up.
i’m proud of your independence, chelsea.
Hahaha I saw this on another blog…. freaking hilarious.
I like hockey. Now I just need to learn how to say “eh”
Also there is no way Kentucky, the Carolinas and Tennessee will be with the EU and the left-wing wast coast.
I hate to point out that there are probably more people in the portion that would go to Canada than there are actually in Canada… if anything Canada would continue to be our bitch.
Of course the east coast would join the European union. We would like to believe that we’re just as classy as they are.
I’d also like to point out how many members of dems actually know the Canadian national anthem by heart. Nice.
canada is amazing. just saying.
I get two options – either I return to my ancestral homeland (yeah California Republic) or I kick it with the Europeans (yeah Euro)… have fun with Canada, Michigan kids.