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So I’m sitting the fishbowl trying to write this paper when all of a sudden there is a banging on the glass wall. I look over and see a group of eight guys with huge grins pounding furiously on the panes. Without notice they all turn around, drop their pants, and proceed to rub their bare asses all over the windows. This proceeds for about ten seconds, during which the entire fishbowl is as quite as a crypt. As soon as the mischief makers scampered off into the night a communal chortle moved across the room, and I proceed to open up this page as fast as you can say Windex.

Update: There is now smoke coming from a corner of the fishbowl. But it’s cool, douchebags are investigating.

Update Two: The smell wafted over, it’s totally popcorn. Amateurs.