Devin Parsons Presents | The Daily Daily
Good news opens the Daily’s report,
Gender-neutral housing has student support!
67 percent of the respondents said yes,
And Pres. Chris Armstrong believes the plan will progress.
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Alas, the front page brings some solemn truths.
Yes, I’m referencing the 10% tax on all tanning booths.
Ann Arbor salons feel unjustly outdone.
(They suspect backroom dealings between Congress and the Sun.)
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